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• Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain

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Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!

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"There is no remedy for love but to love more."

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The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.

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# Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.

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A note left for a pianist from his wife: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.

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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

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PRICELESS GIFT FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

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