The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.

A man should keep his friends in a constant repair. The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

If you open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True friends are hard to find so I kept you.

A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when I texted you, but it's okay because I got you.

Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.

A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom

Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.

Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first.

I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.

Hey, buddy, how late does the band play? Oh, about half a beat behind the drummer.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Travel agents do it in lots of different places