My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.

What's the definition of a gentleman? Somone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't.

A true luv is patient and understanding A true luv is never demanding.

7. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an altar boy.

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

The third student to try it was the engineering student, who responded, "Well, actually, I'm not sure of your answer either. Let's see... 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is ..., 9 is ..., well if you approximate, 9 is prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime... Well, it does seem right.

Q:How do you know when men are about to say something smart? A:It starts with "My wife says..."

Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap

Does your name begin with: Z You are very romantic but somehow feel that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate and attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's saviour.

Why it's better to be a Woman! We got off the Titanic first.

"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction."