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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train

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Schwarzeneggers fans: If you love someone, set her free SHE’LL BE BACK !!!

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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

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ä Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves- the left & the right. The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it

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What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.

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"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction."

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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

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# There are two kinds of love Our love. God's love. But God makes both kinds of them.

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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

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