No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

What's the definition of a gentleman? Somone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't.

Sex has no calories.

Ä Why a man carryz his wife's photo in d wallet? COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything!

I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you. Flowers will die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say goodbye.

"You call it madness, but I call it love."

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night? He controls himself.

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."