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# Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.
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Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast
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REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!
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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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The nicest place these days is right beside your friends. Usog konti, tabi ako!
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If you open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True friends are hard to find so I kept you.
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"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."
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Woman #1: (holding a large potato in each hand) "These potatoes remind me of my husband's balls."
Woman #2: "My goodness, are they that large?"
Woman #1: "No, they're that dirty!"
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• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!
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"There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not."
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"The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love!"
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