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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money

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Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first.

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Hey, buddy, how late does the band play? Oh, about half a beat behind the drummer.

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• Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

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What's the definition of a gentleman? Somone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't.

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"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction."

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"So much of what we know of love we learn at home."

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A friend is like a book that has to be read to appreciate its beauty. As such, you're one of the finest books ever written. How I wish you could be reprinted!

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3. Q: What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.

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Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha..... Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha ..... Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya.....

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