• What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."

# When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.

I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.

My wife ran off with my best friend last week. Gawd, I miss him!

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

A man owes his success to his first wife; and his second wife to his success.

To err is human...to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, its downright natural.

A friend is sweet when it is new. And it is sweeter when it is true. But you know what? It is sweetest when it is you.

"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."