When you get to the point where you really
understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
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The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down
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Getting married is like buying a dishwasher: You'll never need to do it by hand again.
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Men who say they can see through women are missing a lot.
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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
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"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."
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FRIENDS
True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Chess players check their mates
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A computer program will
always do what you tell it to do,
but rarely what you want it to do
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Friends are like mangga... you'll never know which is sweet and which is not. Well I'm lucky coz I was able to find the sweetest mangga in you!
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