Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out To Lunch, Think It Over."
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# Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs.
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# Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
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"So much of what we know of love we learn at home."
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Friends are like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold you up, sometimes you lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.
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A man finds his wife in bed with another man. "What are you doing?" he yells.
"See," she says to her lover, "I told you he was dumb.
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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,the 'Y'becomes silent.
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There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.
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A husband should never question his wife's judgement. Look whom she married!
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The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down
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