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SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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Why is a woman different from a PC?
A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy
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• Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Gal: To phir rehne do...
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Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? They make good paddles.
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No sex with anyone in the same office.
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• When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open
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"The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love!"
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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute?
A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's
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You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!
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What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain? Gifted.
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In my dreams, we were never apart. In my dreams you kept me close. In my dreams you loved me the most. In my dreams we're always together. Might as well be dreaming forever.
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Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
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