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F.U.C.K
REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!
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Marriage is like a cage; those outside are desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
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• When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is 18 she is ready to... VOTE. Hamesha galat hi sochoge
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Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me?
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If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.
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Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap
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Psychologist:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she comes back her super ego is dominant,
If she doesn’t come back her ID is supreme,
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.
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A man owes his success to his first wife; and his second wife to his success.
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I want to give myself to you.
Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
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If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.
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When computing, whatever happens,
behave as though you meant it to happen.
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Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
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