I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

"There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not."

A man finds his wife in bed with another man. "What are you doing?" he yells. "See," she says to her lover, "I told you he was dumb.

Care is the main ingredient that keeps true friendships alive despite separation, distance and time. Care sustains love. Since I can't see you, let my care be with you, friend!

"So much of what we know of love we learn at home."

Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye

Why do so many fishermen own banjos? They make great anchors!

Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.

4. Q: What is the definition of innocence? A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

Friends are gifts wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness and trimmed with kisses and smiles, given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life. Thanks!