I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

ä Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves- the left & the right. The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it

One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend can make life worth living for.

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Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.

"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never."

Does your name begin with: A You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints and you never pass any. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate, as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. You tend to be very selfish, and not very emotional. You and your needs matter most. Others and their feelings come second. Your choices aren't very good and can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied and egoistic.

Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."

Hey, baby, what's your sign? Do not enter. or Stop.

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