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ä Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves- the left & the right. The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Mountain climbers like to be on top

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• Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

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I'd go through anything for you. Let's start with your bank account.

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Fifty years from now, I'd be so old I might forget you. I might not remember ever knowing you, or might forget I once cared for you. I might… but I won't.

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Ä If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

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# Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.

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"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never."

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F.U.C.K REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!

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Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure

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