Why do violists get antsy when they see the Kama Sutra? All those positions!

# When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? They make good paddles.

# Love cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them that we'd like to say ourselves, but we wouldn't be caught dead saying.

"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend."

Friends are gifts wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness and trimmed with kisses and smiles, given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life. Thanks!

• When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is 18 she is ready to... VOTE. Hamesha galat hi sochoge

When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? Root position cords.

When you're down, I'll be there to cheer you up. When you're tired, I'll be there to lift you up. I'll be your friend no matter what!