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Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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Friends are like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold you up, sometimes you lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.
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The number one cause of computer problems
is computer solutions.
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Marriage is like a cage; those outside are desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Mountain climbers like to be on top
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F.U.C.K
REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!
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Someday you may lose your hair, your teeth, your looks, or even your memory. But there's something you won't lose. Me, coz I'll always be your friend.
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To err is human...to blame your computer
for your mistakes is even more human,
its downright natural.
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C++ Programmer:
If {you love(m_she)}
{m_she.free}( );
}
else
{
if m_she = = null}
m_she = new .she};
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What is the difference between playing an English horn solo and wetting your pants? Both give you a warm feeling, but no one else cares.
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• When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.
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