Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap"; the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"

What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.

Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha..... Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha ..... Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya.....

• Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....! Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...?

Why it's better to be a Woman! Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

Colors may fade, the sun may not shine, the moon may not be bright, heartbeats may stop, lives may pass but our friendship, I'll treasure 'till the day my heart stops.

Does your name begin with: A You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints and you never pass any. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate, as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. You tend to be very selfish, and not very emotional. You and your needs matter most. Others and their feelings come second. Your choices aren't very good and can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied and egoistic.

"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction."

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Why do men like blonde jokes so much? Because they can understand them

Why it's better to be a Woman! Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.