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Fuck as most words in the English language is derived from German. The word "Ficken", which means to strike.

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One good turn gets most of the blankets.

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"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."

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How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb? Only 1, but all the others gathered 'round will complain that that's not the way Earl (Scruggs) would have done it.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! We can cry and get off speeding fines.

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6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation? A: A tran-sister.

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Friends are gifts wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness and trimmed with kisses and smiles, given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life. Thanks!

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I admit I'll never be the perfect friend. I'll never be there always. I may not make you smile at times but there is one thing I admit I could do. To be the person I could be for you.

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"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."

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