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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Garbagemen come twice a week
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A computer program will
always do what you tell it to do,
but rarely what you want it to do
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? They make good paddles.
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ä You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar
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God in heaven, God above, please protect the friend I love. Sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, I love my friend who's reading this.
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"Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?"
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How is lightning like a violist's fingers? Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
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Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye
Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye
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You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
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# Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Denzel Washington.
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