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Friends are gifts wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness and trimmed with kisses and smiles, given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life. Thanks!

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If you open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True friends are hard to find so I kept you.

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ä You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar

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One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.

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When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

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"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."

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Ä If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

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I was never tired of this life and it's not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall, you won't let me hit the ground. Thanks for being around.

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"Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life."

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Lawyer: If you love someone set her free Clause 1a of paragraph 13a-1, in the second amendment of the national matrimonial act clearly states that.

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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