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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
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ERP Functional Expert:
If you love someone, set her free,
If she comes back, map her into your system,
If she doesn’t carry out a gap fit analysis.
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Each day God sends His angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings, or with halo flying above their heads. Instead, they come in disguise and we call them friends. Thank you for being an angel to me!
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"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."
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# When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
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I can tell that you want me.
Yes, I want you to leave.
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Man: Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
Woman: Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.
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Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out To Lunch, Think It Over."
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# Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.
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