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"Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it."

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"Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?"

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Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya

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"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."

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# Love is when a wife makes coffee for her husband and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.

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Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

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May I have the last dance? You've just had it.

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Over possessive person: If you love somebody, Never set her free

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ERP Functional Expert: If you love someone, set her free, If she comes back, map her into your system, If she doesn’t carry out a gap fit analysis.

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Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"

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"To love another person is to see the face of God."

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