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Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
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I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring
on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
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Love is a word composed of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.
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If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
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"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never."
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"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:
What the heck was I thinking?"
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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
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love: when intercourse is called making love.
lust: all other times.
marriage: what's intercourse?
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer
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Woman #1: (holding a large potato in each hand) "These potatoes remind me of my husband's balls."
Woman #2: "My goodness, are they that large?"
Woman #1: "No, they're that dirty!"
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