Why it's better to be a Woman!
We can cry and get off speeding fines.
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
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"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."
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There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.
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ERP Functional Expert:
If you love someone, set her free,
If she comes back, map her into your system,
If she doesn’t carry out a gap fit analysis.
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love: when intercourse is called making love.
lust: all other times.
marriage: what's intercourse?
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Ä Are you free for the rest of your life?
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"Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds."
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Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai
Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai
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Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
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