# Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

The third student to try it was the engineering student, who responded, "Well, actually, I'm not sure of your answer either. Let's see... 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is ..., 9 is ..., well if you approximate, 9 is prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime... Well, it does seem right.

How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night? He controls himself.

I might run out of cute graphics to send you, but I'll never run out of this: care for you.

They say women wear make-up and perfume because they are ugly and smell bad. Q: Why don't men wear make-up and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and smell bad and *don't* know it.

"Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds."

What is the difference between a saxophone and a sorority girl? You could eat a saxophone if you had to.

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

A single candle can illuminate an entire room. A true friend lights up an entire lifetime. Thanks for the bright lights of your friendship.

"Death is a challenge. It tells us not to waste time... It tells us to tell each other right now that we love each other."