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Sara Nepal's Instant SMS &
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If you love someone, set her free.
*If she comes back and if you still love her. Set her free again.
Repeat *
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The number one cause of computer problems
is computer solutions.
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• When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is 18 she is ready to... VOTE. Hamesha galat hi sochoge
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• Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Gal: To phir rehne do...
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Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali
Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali
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Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon
Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon
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Most husbands don't like to hear their wives struggling with housework; so they turn up the volume on the television.
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What is the definition of an optimist? An accordion player with a pager.
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Q:How do you know when men are about to say something smart?
A:It starts with "My wife says..."
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Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you - a precious gift from God!
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