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Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali

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Someday you may lose your hair, your teeth, your looks, or even your memory. But there's something you won't lose. Me, coz I'll always be your friend.

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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

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The nicest place these days is right beside your friends. Usog konti, tabi ako!

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Travel agents do it in lots of different places

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If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…

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The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

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No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

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"True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away."

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How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night? He controls himself.

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You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy...

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