Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.
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Mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
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"If you would be loved, love and be lovable."
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A single candle can illuminate an entire room. A true friend lights up an entire lifetime. Thanks for the bright lights of your friendship.
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REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!
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How is lightning like a violist's fingers? Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
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5. Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A: A roaming catholic
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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