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fuck is the only word that is referred as the F-word. It's the one magical word. Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

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Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a goodcook. But the law allows only one wife.

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Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? They make good paddles.

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• A great scientist developed a bra that stops woman's boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. His colleagues killed him!

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When god created the men he was only kidding

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• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Detectives do it under cover

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Gardeners do it in the bushes

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"Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it."

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When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.

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If you want to be happy for a day, get a date. Happy for a week, get a lover. Happy till the end, keep me.

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