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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Detectives do it under cover

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If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…

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"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."

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Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Mondays, I go Fridays.

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Woman #1: (holding a large potato in each hand) "These potatoes remind me of my husband's balls." Woman #2: "My goodness, are they that large?" Woman #1: "No, they're that dirty!"

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Ä Are you free for the rest of your life?

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When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

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When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

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