Does your name begin with: A You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints and you never pass any. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate, as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. You tend to be very selfish, and not very emotional. You and your needs matter most. Others and their feelings come second. Your choices aren't very good and can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied and egoistic.

When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

FRIENDSHIP IS.... FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.

Why it's better to be a Woman! Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

Somnambulist: If you love someone set her free If she comes back, it’s a nightmare, If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."

love: when intercourse is called making love. lust: all other times. marriage: what's intercourse?

Finance Expert: If you love someone, set her free If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans, If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.

I know how to please a woman. Then please leave me alone.