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If love is a dream, then marriage is an alarm clock.

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# Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Frank Sinatra does it his way

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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Some friends are remembered because of their smile. Some friends are remembered because of their style. But you are remembered because you are so nice to remember. Take care.

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The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.

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Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.

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I was never tired of this life and it's not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall, you won't let me hit the ground. Thanks for being around.

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"Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all."

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