MAN.ZIP: Funny program.
Expect a laugh when unzipped.
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# I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Landlords do it the 1st of every month
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I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.
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What's the definition of a gentleman? Somone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't.
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Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
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COMPARE
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
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If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !
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