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I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.
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Ä God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries... to
come up with someone...as beautiful.... as "YOU!" .. *
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If you want to be happy for a day, get a date. Happy for a week, get a lover. Happy till the end, keep me.
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Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free
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Not to be outdone, the computer science student comes along and says
"Well, you two sort've got the right idea, but you'd end up taking too
long doing it. I've just whipped up a program to REALLY go and prove
it..." He goes over to his terminal and runs his program. Reading
the output on the screen he says, "1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime,
1 is prime...."
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If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…
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"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."
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I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
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Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !
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If friends were flowers surely I would not pick you! I'd let you grow in the garden and cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you forever.
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Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.
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