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Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap"; the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"

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Why it's better to be a Woman! New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

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When god created the men he was only kidding

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Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!

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I can tell that you want me. Yes, I want you to leave.

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For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Detectives do it under cover

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"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."

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Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

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MAN.SYS found execute GROPE.EXE (Y/n)

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How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to change it and 4 to tell him how much better they could do it.

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