Why it's better to be a Woman! Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

"When we are in love we often doubt that which we most believe."

Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Mondays, I go Fridays.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem… a friend like you.

• When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open

Never get involved with a married man -- you already know he is a liar and a cheat.

Care is the main ingredient that keeps true friendships alive despite separation, distance and time. Care sustains love. Since I can't see you, let my care be with you, friend!

• What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!