I can tell that you want me. Yes, I want you to leave.

God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true...It's you!

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon

Does your name begin with: Z You are very romantic but somehow feel that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate and attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's saviour.

Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.

Why it's better to be a Woman! Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

FRIENDS True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."