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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute?
A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's
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In a restaurant window, "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."
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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
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Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai
Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai
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"I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love."
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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.
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A computer program will
always do what you tell it to do,
but rarely what you want it to do
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3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!
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"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky
would be in the palm of my hand."
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In a restaurant window, "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free
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Ä God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries... to
come up with someone...as beautiful.... as "YOU!" .. *
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