A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom
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In my dreams, we were never apart. In my dreams you kept me close. In my dreams you loved me the most. In my dreams we're always together. Might as well be dreaming forever.
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1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have?
A: None.
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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...
but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
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Friends are like mangga... you'll never know which is sweet and which is not. Well I'm lucky coz I was able to find the sweetest mangga in you!
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When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
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# I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love her.
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Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you - a precious gift from God!
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"If today is the first day of the rest of your life, then what the hell was yesterday?"
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3. Q: What is the definition of suspicion?
A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.
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Care is the main ingredient that keeps true friendships alive despite separation, distance and time. Care sustains love. Since I can't see you, let my care be with you, friend!
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