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Why it's better to be a Woman! Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

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"When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car."

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Travel agents do it in lots of different places

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Travel agents do it in lots of different places

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Friends are like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold you up, sometimes you lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.

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I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.

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# Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.

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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

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The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

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Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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