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"We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together."

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2. Q: How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups??? A: Tell her she's pregnant!!!

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6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation? A: A tran-sister.

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Why do violists get antsy when they see the Kama Sutra? All those positions!

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"So much of what we know of love we learn at home."

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Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

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"If you would be loved, love and be lovable."

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Men are like horoscopes.... they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! We can cry and get off speeding fines.

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• FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya 'You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

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# Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.

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