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A man should keep his friends in a constant repair. The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
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# Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.
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What is the difference between playing an English horn solo and wetting your pants? Both give you a warm feeling, but no one else cares.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast
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HR specialist:
If you love someone, set her free by offering her
VRS and other benefits, then outsource her.
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# When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Military do it on command!
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Animal Rights activist:
If you love someone, set her free
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free
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"We all take different paths in life,
but no matter where we go,
we take a little of each other everywhere."
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"A friend is someone who knows the song
in your heart and can sing it back to you
when you have forgotten the words."
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Bankers do it with interest
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A note left for a pianist from his wife: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.
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