I want to give myself to you. Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Does your name begin with: A You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints and you never pass any. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate, as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. You tend to be very selfish, and not very emotional. You and your needs matter most. Others and their feelings come second. Your choices aren't very good and can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied and egoistic.

# Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.

Men are like horoscopes.... they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

If love is a dream, then marriage is an alarm clock.

Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !

"Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever."

The nicest place these days is right beside your friends. Usog konti, tabi ako!

"Death is a challenge. It tells us not to waste time... It tells us to tell each other right now that we love each other."

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute? A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's

What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."