• Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

Well, the first student to try to do this was a math student. Hey says "Hmmm... Well, 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, and by induction, we have that all the odd integers are prime."

The tri stages of how interested he is in sex... Age 25: Tri-weekly Age 45: Try-weekly Age 69: Try-weakly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital.

How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax? Add vibrato.

Ä If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to change it and 4 to tell him how much better they could do it.

Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

Gusto ko na benta cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko hagis, durugin at tadyakan ang cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko na panakaw to... lam mo ba? Maloloka na ko sa pag-iintay ng text mo... lam mo ba?