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What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.

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"Love is not blind - It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less."

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Love is a word composed of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.

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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

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The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Garbagemen come twice a week

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# Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no.

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When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

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What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.

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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

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F.U.C.K REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!

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