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If friends were flowers surely I would not pick you! I'd let you grow in the garden and cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you forever.

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Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

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"Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?"

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If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…

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What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain? Gifted.

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Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra.

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Each day God sends His angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings, or with halo flying above their heads. Instead, they come in disguise and we call them friends. Thank you for being an angel to me!

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Mountain climbers like to be on top

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