Optimist:(love) If you love someone, set her free. Don’t worry, She will come back

"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

• Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.

A priest asks a nun if he can walk her back to the convent. She says, "Just this once." Upon arriving, he asks if he can kiss her. She replies, "Well, alright, as long as you don't get into the habit."

I want to give myself to you. Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."

Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.

What's the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.