Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali

Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

• Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.

Why it's better to be a Woman! We can cry and get off speeding fines.

There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

• When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.

I'd go through anything for you. Let's start with your bank account.

Priest: 'I don't think you will ever find another man like you late husband.' Wife: 'Who's gonna look?'