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I want a husband who is decent, God-fearing, well-educated, smart, sincere, respectful, treats me as an equal, has a great body, and has the same interests in life as me. Now I don't think that's too much to ask of a billionaire, do you?

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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• Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Military do it on command!

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"Death is a challenge. It tells us not to waste time... It tells us to tell each other right now that we love each other."

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"Strangers are just friends waiting to happen."

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• Girl: If u'll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi. Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai. Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…

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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

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• If U Don’t Eat Junk food, Don’t Smoke, Don’t Drink, Don't Have boy Friend/Gal Friend, Don't Play Cards, No Late Nights; Then Visit Our site: www.PaidaKyunHuethe.com

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business.

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