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Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Wife: "That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "

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Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.

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FRIENDS 4 LIFE Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

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Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Dentists do it orally

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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

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F.U.C.K REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!

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"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend."

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Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! We can cry and get off speeding fines.

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