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Lawyer:
If you love someone set her free
Clause 1a of paragraph 13a-1, in the second amendment
of the national matrimonial act clearly states that.
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Dil Logi Ke Jaan Logi
Meri Jaan Set Hone Main Kitna Time Logi
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Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out To Lunch, Think It Over."
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Kill one you're a murderer, kill 10 you're a serial murderer, kill them all, you're GOD.
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There is a golden bridge called friendship that spans the river of time and links out hearts together even if we walks separate roads of life.
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Psychologist:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she comes back her super ego is dominant,
If she doesn’t come back her ID is supreme,
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.
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"Everyone hears what you say.
Friends listen to what you say.
Best friends listen to what you don't say."
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An MBA:
If you love someone, set her free instantaneously,
And look for others simultaneously
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I want a husband who is decent, God-fearing, well-educated, smart, sincere, respectful,
treats me as an equal, has a great body, and has the same interests in life as me. Now I
don't think that's too much to ask of a billionaire, do you?
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Colors may fade, the sun may not shine, the moon may not be bright, heartbeats may stop, lives may pass but our friendship, I'll treasure 'till the day my heart stops.
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"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky
would be in the palm of my hand."
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Landlords do it the 1st of every month
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