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Statistician: If you love someone, set her free If she loves you the probability of her coming back is high, If she doesn’t your relation was improbable anyway.

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"There is no remedy for love but to love more."

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Impatient: If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn’t come back within some time. Forget her!!

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Why it's better to be a Woman! We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

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She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all night he was on her and off her.

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"The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love!"

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FRIENDSHIP IS.... FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

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A husband should never question his wife's judgement. Look whom she married!

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Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.

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