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"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."

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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

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FRIENDSHIP IS.... FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

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ä You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar

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The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Travel agents do it in lots of different places

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A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do

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When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch.

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Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!

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